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Apr 18

ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

Apr 18

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

Apr 18

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

Apr 18
hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

Apr 18

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Apr 18
anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

Apr 18
hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

Apr 18

mathsturbation:

when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat 

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Apr 18

itsalwayslocked:

ninesbadwolf:

hi, here’s a full collection of the kate beaton nancy drew comics

1, 2, 3, 4

because why not

Apr 18
lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

Apr 18

thetowndrugdealer:

When i was in grade 10 the whole school was in the cafeteria and the teachers were talking on the microphone and once it was done everyone was talking to each other waiting for the bell to ring so i signaled the teacher to pass me the microphone and all i said was “anal cavities” and you should have seen the regret in the teachers eyes when those words echoed across the cafeteria

Apr 17
Apr 17
piplups:
Apr 17
pink-guavs:

I see u around school sometimes. I SEE U AROUND SCHOOL SOMETIMES

pink-guavs:

I see u around school sometimes. I SEE U AROUND SCHOOL SOMETIMES

Apr 17
gnarlygnat:

THIS GUY COMMENTED THIS ON MY AUNT’S PROFILE PIC IM SCREAMING

gnarlygnat:

THIS GUY COMMENTED THIS ON MY AUNT’S PROFILE PIC IM SCREAMING